Tuesday, April 21, 2009

April 20th, 2009

I saw a cookie delivery truck - and I don't mean from a bakery. Rather, a business that delivers cookies to your door like pizzas.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

April 5th, 2009

I saw someone nearly throw up anfter seeing a fairly innocuous dog food commercial

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Where have I been?

April 3rd, 2009 - I had a woman named "Ms. Checks" help me at the bank.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

February 17th, 2009

I saw a cardboard cutout of Liberace

February 16th, 2009

I saw a store owner who never counted the change in the drawer

Sunday, February 15, 2009

February 15th, 2009

I saw an inflatable moose head mounted to the wall

Saturday, February 14, 2009

February 14th, 2009

I saw a van with a perzonalized plate reading "HRTBREAK" in the parking lot of a Qdoba on Valentines Day.

February 13th, 2009

I saw a man on a unicycle walking his dog

February 12th, 2009

I saw a license plate frame with "Smart Motors" printed on it installed upside down on an Audi

February 11th, 2009

I saw a man dancing in a lady liberty suit

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

February 10th, 2009

I saw a woman bring a sheet of more questions to a job interview than the interviewers had for her.

February 9th, 2009

I saw a dismantled steeple of a church completely wrapped in shrinkwrap.

February 8th, 2009

I saw a very young child thrilled to be going to the coffe shop after church..i wonder what he got?

Sunday, February 8, 2009

February 7th, 2009

I saw a coyote hit by a car

February 6th, 2009

I saw a minivan drive the wrong way down a one-way parking garage spiral

February 5th, 2009

I saw a children's book about "smart fellers"

February 4th, 2009

I saw a man bring his recliner to an educational trade show

February 3rd, 2009

I saw a gallery get outfitted with a racing stripe

February 2nd, 2009

I saw gang grafitti written in the dust on a museum window

February 1st, 2009

I saw a football shaped meatloaf

Saturday, January 31, 2009

January 31st, 2009

I saw a t-shirt that read "trophy husband" in size XXXXL

January 30th, 2009

I saw an old poster advertising refrigerators with a caption reading "dreams come true"

January 29th, 2009

I saw an email delivering a resumé that was two sentences long and contained 13 errors.

January 28th, 2009

I saw a man make a tanker truck wait so he could get a sandwich

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

January 27th, 2009

I saw a book on the Tao of Reagan

January 26th, 2009

I saw 4 kids drinking 4 shirley temples with 4 cherries in each of them

Sunday, January 25, 2009

January 25th, 2009

I saw the sensible mayor get into his sensible car - a honda station wagon.

January 24th, 2009

I saw a melding of two food products - the onion ring and the chicken nugget

Saturday, January 24, 2009

January 23rd, 2009

I saw two people pulling cellos on wheels down the sidewalk

January 22nd, 2009

I saw a steel drum band playing the beer barrel polka

January 21st, 2009

I saw an orange cupcake decorated with fake M&Ms

January 20th, 2009

Though I saw many unique things today, none were as profound as seeing a black man inaugurated as president in the US

January 19th, 2009

I saw the most conscientious bagger I have ever witnessed

Monday, January 19, 2009

January 18th, 2009

Sick at home I never left the house, yet I managed to see the Arizona Cardinals go to the Super bowl.

January 17th, 2009

I saw a credit card with fruit loops on it

January 16th, 2009

I saw a porn store offering to help passersby "score some sexy"

Friday, January 16, 2009

January 15th, 2009

On a day where the wind chills hit -45 F, I saw a man wearing no hat, no gloves, and only an unzipped windbreaker walking on the sidewalk. The only thing protecting his chest, his police badge.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

january 14th, 2009

I saw a giant snowblower attached to the front of a tractor on a sidewalk in town

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

January 13th, 2009

I saw three significant scars atop my head at the same time.

Monday, January 12, 2009

January 12th, 2009

I received my retirement invenstment quarterly statements along with a copy of the Cabela's Shootin' Catalog.

January 11th, 2009

I saw a kid with arms as big as mine playing in a bounce house

Saturday, January 10, 2009

January 10th, 2009

A man visibly upset that the liquor store just off the campus of a Big 10 university was closed at 12:30 in the afternoon on a Saturday.

January 9th, 2009

A man who asked if we sold any adult coloring books

January 8th, 2009

A serpetine brownie pan, making every brownie and edge brownie

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

January 7th, 2009

I saw a woman write a check for $1.57 to buy a 20 oz. bottle of diet coke. In her defense the cashier accidentally forgot to ring it up with the rest of her purchases.

January 6th, 2009

I saw a van that looked a lot like Uncle Rico's van,

but yellow

Monday, January 5, 2009

January 5th, 2009

I saw a man who bought elephants for a circus in the United States.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

January 3rd-4th, 2009

I saw the New York Times for sale at a country bar in rural Wisconsin.
And on the 3rd of January I saw my left floating rib stick out much further than my right one

Saturday, January 3, 2009

January 2nd, 2008

I saw a perfect shipwreck in Lake Huron

Friday, January 2, 2009

January 1st, 2009

I picked up a discarded bottle of water next to seat H20 in a movie theatre