6/1/2019

I saw a discarded toilet on the curb in a recycling bin

28 May 2019 - Stormy Kromer

I saw a man working in the frozen section of the grocery store, putting away ice cream wearing a Stormy Kromer hat with the ear flaps tied meticulously under his chin.

I saw a pickup truck with 7 plungers in the bed and nothing else

mohawks and candy

Today I saw a boy armed with a lint roller and plastic butter knife, ordering passersby to stay still while he removed any cat hair.
On May 20th I saw an elderly man with a pink mohawk lamenting his back problems to anyone willing to listen.
On May 19th I saw a 6 year-old's birthday card signed by a comedian in a camouflage blazer
On May 18th I saw a series of small paintings in store-bought frames that appeared to be prints of typical images that come with said frames.
On May 16th I saw a coloring of a chef holding a bucket of chicken, made from a blank US map using Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana, Tennessee and Kentucky
On May 11th I saw 18 packages of cards featuring professional bowlers

I saw a fruit tree in someone's yard, fully decorated in bras and nothing else

a child's eating preferences

My 7 year old boy eating Naan bread and bleu cheese dressing, and declining an offer of candy

Kesslers and Wild Turkey

I was walking along the road when I noticed an empty bottle of Kessler's Whiskey in the ditch.  Then I spotted another a few yards up the road.  Then another.  The spottings continued until I saw seven of them within a half-mile stretch of road.  On my return trip I thought I'd pay closer attention to see if I missed any, but I was distracted by three wild turkeys crossing the road.