January 31st, 2009

I saw a t-shirt that read "trophy husband" in size XXXXL

January 30th, 2009

I saw an old poster advertising refrigerators with a caption reading "dreams come true"

January 29th, 2009

I saw an email delivering a resumé that was two sentences long and contained 13 errors.

January 28th, 2009

I saw a man make a tanker truck wait so he could get a sandwich

January 27th, 2009

I saw a book on the Tao of Reagan

January 26th, 2009

I saw 4 kids drinking 4 shirley temples with 4 cherries in each of them

January 25th, 2009

I saw the sensible mayor get into his sensible car - a honda station wagon.

January 24th, 2009

I saw a melding of two food products - the onion ring and the chicken nugget

January 23rd, 2009

I saw two people pulling cellos on wheels down the sidewalk

January 22nd, 2009

I saw a steel drum band playing the beer barrel polka

January 21st, 2009

I saw an orange cupcake decorated with fake M&Ms

January 20th, 2009

Though I saw many unique things today, none were as profound as seeing a black man inaugurated as president in the US

January 19th, 2009

I saw the most conscientious bagger I have ever witnessed

January 18th, 2009

Sick at home I never left the house, yet I managed to see the Arizona Cardinals go to the Super bowl.

January 17th, 2009

I saw a credit card with fruit loops on it

January 16th, 2009

I saw a porn store offering to help passersby "score some sexy"

January 15th, 2009

On a day where the wind chills hit -45 F, I saw a man wearing no hat, no gloves, and only an unzipped windbreaker walking on the sidewalk. The only thing protecting his chest, his police badge.

january 14th, 2009

I saw a giant snowblower attached to the front of a tractor on a sidewalk in town

January 13th, 2009

I saw three significant scars atop my head at the same time.

January 12th, 2009

I received my retirement invenstment quarterly statements along with a copy of the Cabela's Shootin' Catalog.

January 11th, 2009

I saw a kid with arms as big as mine playing in a bounce house

January 10th, 2009

A man visibly upset that the liquor store just off the campus of a Big 10 university was closed at 12:30 in the afternoon on a Saturday.

January 9th, 2009

A man who asked if we sold any adult coloring books

January 8th, 2009

A serpetine brownie pan, making every brownie and edge brownie

January 7th, 2009

I saw a woman write a check for $1.57 to buy a 20 oz. bottle of diet coke. In her defense the cashier accidentally forgot to ring it up with the rest of her purchases.

January 6th, 2009

I saw a van that looked a lot like Uncle Rico's van,

but yellow

January 5th, 2009

I saw a man who bought elephants for a circus in the United States.

January 3rd-4th, 2009

I saw the New York Times for sale at a country bar in rural Wisconsin.

And on the 3rd of January I saw my left floating rib stick out much further than my right one

January 2nd, 2008

I saw a perfect shipwreck in Lake Huron

January 1st, 2009

I picked up a discarded bottle of water next to seat H20 in a movie theatre