Saturday, January 31, 2009

January 31st, 2009

I saw a t-shirt that read "trophy husband" in size XXXXL

January 30th, 2009

I saw an old poster advertising refrigerators with a caption reading "dreams come true"

January 29th, 2009

I saw an email delivering a resumé that was two sentences long and contained 13 errors.

January 28th, 2009

I saw a man make a tanker truck wait so he could get a sandwich

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

January 27th, 2009

I saw a book on the Tao of Reagan

January 26th, 2009

I saw 4 kids drinking 4 shirley temples with 4 cherries in each of them

Sunday, January 25, 2009

January 25th, 2009

I saw the sensible mayor get into his sensible car - a honda station wagon.

January 24th, 2009

I saw a melding of two food products - the onion ring and the chicken nugget

Saturday, January 24, 2009

January 23rd, 2009

I saw two people pulling cellos on wheels down the sidewalk

January 22nd, 2009

I saw a steel drum band playing the beer barrel polka

January 21st, 2009

I saw an orange cupcake decorated with fake M&Ms

January 20th, 2009

Though I saw many unique things today, none were as profound as seeing a black man inaugurated as president in the US

January 19th, 2009

I saw the most conscientious bagger I have ever witnessed

Monday, January 19, 2009

January 18th, 2009

Sick at home I never left the house, yet I managed to see the Arizona Cardinals go to the Super bowl.

January 17th, 2009

I saw a credit card with fruit loops on it

January 16th, 2009

I saw a porn store offering to help passersby "score some sexy"

Friday, January 16, 2009

January 15th, 2009

On a day where the wind chills hit -45 F, I saw a man wearing no hat, no gloves, and only an unzipped windbreaker walking on the sidewalk. The only thing protecting his chest, his police badge.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

january 14th, 2009

I saw a giant snowblower attached to the front of a tractor on a sidewalk in town

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

January 13th, 2009

I saw three significant scars atop my head at the same time.

Monday, January 12, 2009

January 12th, 2009

I received my retirement invenstment quarterly statements along with a copy of the Cabela's Shootin' Catalog.

January 11th, 2009

I saw a kid with arms as big as mine playing in a bounce house

Saturday, January 10, 2009

January 10th, 2009

A man visibly upset that the liquor store just off the campus of a Big 10 university was closed at 12:30 in the afternoon on a Saturday.

January 9th, 2009

A man who asked if we sold any adult coloring books

January 8th, 2009

A serpetine brownie pan, making every brownie and edge brownie

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

January 7th, 2009

I saw a woman write a check for $1.57 to buy a 20 oz. bottle of diet coke. In her defense the cashier accidentally forgot to ring it up with the rest of her purchases.

January 6th, 2009

I saw a van that looked a lot like Uncle Rico's van,

but yellow

Monday, January 5, 2009

January 5th, 2009

I saw a man who bought elephants for a circus in the United States.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

January 3rd-4th, 2009

I saw the New York Times for sale at a country bar in rural Wisconsin.
And on the 3rd of January I saw my left floating rib stick out much further than my right one

Saturday, January 3, 2009

January 2nd, 2008

I saw a perfect shipwreck in Lake Huron

Friday, January 2, 2009

January 1st, 2009

I picked up a discarded bottle of water next to seat H20 in a movie theatre